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Corny Pick up Lines Funny 2022

03-10-2022 03:53:07 pm

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Corny Funny Pick Up Lines

NO #1: Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

NO #2: Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

NO #3: Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

NO #4: Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

NO #5: I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

NO #6: I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

NO #7: Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

NO #8: Four Plus Four Equals Eight, But You Plus Me Equals Fate.

NO #9: I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please have yours?

NO #10: I’m Fighting The Urge To Make You The Happiest Woman On Earth Tonight.

NO #11: Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?

Pick Up Lines Corny Funny

  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
  • Hey! Tie your shoes…I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  • Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Excuse me…I’m a bit lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
  • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
  • Are you HTTP? Because without you I’m just ://
  • You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
  • Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best cuddler” title?
  • Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life, and I was hoping I could interview you.
  • I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?
  • Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.
  • I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.
  • Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
  • You sound busy… Any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
  • I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
  • Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!
  • You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.
  • Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
  • Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
  • You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
  • Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
  • Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot, and I’m concerned.
  • I want our love to be like the number Pi. Irrational and never-ending.
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • I usually go for 8’s, but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
  • You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
  • I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl/boy.
  • Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.
  • Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.
  • My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it? (What?) Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.
  • Your profile made me stop in my tracks.
  • If you’re as good at cuddling as you are good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.
  • I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy
  • I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
  • I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks!
  • Drinks or coffee this week?
  • Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.
  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
  • You must be a mag

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