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Cringy Pick up Lines 2022

02-10-2022 06:25:08 am

Look at the best Cringy pick up lines so that you fall in love and make that special person for you laugh.

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The Best Cringy Pick Up Lines

Next, you will be able to see the best pick up lines so that the person you like falls at your feet.

Really Cringy Pick Up Lines

  1. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
  2. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
  3. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
  4. How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?
  5. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
  6. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
  7. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
  8. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
  9. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
  10. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
  11. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
  12. Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
  13. You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.
  14. Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!
  15. Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
  16. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
  17. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
  18. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
  19. Can I borrow your lips?
  20. What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon.

Cringy Pick up lines for Her

  1. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.
  2. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
  3. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
  4. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
  5. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
  6. You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  7. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
  8. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  9. Do you like pancakes? Well, how about IHOP on that ass.
  10. You seem like the kinda girl who’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?
  11. Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.
  12. I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
  13. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
  14. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
  15. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
  16. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
  17. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
  18. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
  19. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
  20. I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

Cringy Pick up lines for Him

  1. Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind.
  2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  3. Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
  4. Are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.
  5. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
  6. They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.
  7. Give me your Twitter? My father said that I must follow my dream. 
  8. There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  9. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
  10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
  11. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  12. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  13. Sorry, you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
  14. Have you met me? Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.
  15. Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.
  16. Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?
  17. Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  18. I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did. 
  19. I seem to have lost my number… can I have yours?
  20. Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?
  21. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat-up line.
  22. Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary?
  23. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
  24. You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
  25. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me neither, but it broke the ice.

Cringe Pick up Lines

1. Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.

2. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

3. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!

4. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

5. If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one

6. Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!

7. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

8. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

9. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

11. If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine

12. Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.

13. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

14. Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

15. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

16. I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

17. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

18. If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple

19. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

20. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

21. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

22. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

23. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

24. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

25. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

26. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

27. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

28. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

29. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms

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