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Dirty Pick Up Lines For Reddit 2022

07-12-2022 01:17:21 am

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Hot and Dirty Pick Up Lines Reddit

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Are you undressing me with your eyes?!

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

Do I have to sign for your package?

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.

What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

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What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

We were both born without clothes.

I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.

I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)

My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

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