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Dirty Pick Up Lines For Tinder 2022

03-10-2022 04:37:59 am

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The Best Dirty Pick Up Lines For Tinder

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Hot and Dirty Pick Up Lines Tinder

Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor.

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If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Are you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
Guy pulls out a quarter”if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?”
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.
Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Roses are red grass is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener
I would fuck you so hard, you’d learn from it.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls
I think I’m in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?

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