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The Best Funny Pick Up Lines For Friends
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Funny Pick Up Lines For Friends
- I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- Are you a beaver? Because of daaaaamn.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
- Are you a banana, because I find you a-peeling.
- Girl, are you sweatpants? Because we’re gonna spend a lot more time together when I’m not dating anyone.
- Girl, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet and have U and I go bowling.
- This is crazy. I swear I’m not a career counselor, but I could listen to you complain about your job for hours.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause I could give you a ride home if your car got towed or something. I’m happy to, really.
Pick Up Lines Funny For Friends
- Hold up, girl. Are you a college professor? ‘Cause I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna occasionally talk to my other friends about how annoying you are.
- Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself getting coffee with you and talking about our boy troubles. And we’d be wearing pants, obviously.
- Hey, what’s your sign? Wow, I’m a Gemini! According to the stars, we’re supposed to have a mutually supportive and non-competitive positive relationship!
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
- You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well, would you like to?
- Let’s rearrange the alphabet, and put U and me together.
- I saw this idea on another group and thought, omg this is so hilarious I just have to post it on this group.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Do you have a map? ‘Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
Funny Pick Up Lines For Best Friends
- I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you!
- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
- Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you’ve been running through my mind all night
- Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel
- Are you a library book? Because I’d like to check you out.
- I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
- Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
- I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!
- So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
- I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause, you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
- Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
- When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
- Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
- I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
- I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
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