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Funny Pick up Lines Tinder 2022

02-10-2022 07:11:00 am

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The Best Funny Pick Up Lines Tinder

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Funny Pick Up Lines Tinder for Men

  1. I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
  2. Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
  3. What’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?
  4. On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
  5. Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  6. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
  7. If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) something else?
  8. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  9. Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
  10. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?
  11. I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!
  12. If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?
  13. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
  14. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
  15. I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…
  16. Are we, like, married now?
  17. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
  18. Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
  19. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
  20. Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!
  21. Hello* pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.
  22. Favourite meal: Thai, Italian or French?
  23. We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
  24. You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.
  25. What’s your definition of a good weekend?
  26. If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.
  27. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  28. Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
  29. If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you like right now, where would you be and what would you do?
  30. You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?
  31. Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?
  32. A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?
  33. Favorite drink?
  34. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  35. This is how I’d describe you in three emojis Now you describe yourself in three emojis.
  36. Top three best things to do on a Saturday?
  37. Not much of a bio, you mind if I lightening round you a couple questions
  38. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity
  39. Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?
  40. My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
  41. You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
  42. So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with any.
  43. Truth or dare?
  44. You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?
  45. So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?
  46. Favourite thing to do on a Friday night? a) cuddling and watching Netflix by the fireplace b) the hottest bar in town c) dinner party d) I’ll tell you over drinks?
  47. I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
  48. Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
  49. If you could have any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?
  50. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless
  51. You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine
  52. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  53. Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pick up line related to that era.
  54. Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
  55. I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
  56. Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool? I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!
  57. Tell me, what can I say to impress you?
  58. Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?
  59. Cheesy chat-up line, gif war or blind date?
  60. Drinks or coffee this week?
  61. They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
  62. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?
  63. If you were a dessert, what would you be?
  64. Rose’s are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.
  65. I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.
  66. I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy
  67. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
  68. Your profile made me stop in my tracks.
  69. Sunday mornings are for: a) cuddles in bed b) champagne breakfast c) as many pancakes as you can eat
  70. Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-depricating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice
  71. Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!
  72. Two truths and a lie! Go!
  73. You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not eat marmite?
  74. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Funny Pick Up Lines Tinder for Women

  • Do you know what would look great on you? My arms!
  • Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
  • Even if there was no gravity on planet Earth, I would still fall for you.
  • Whenever I count my blessings, I count you multiple times.
  • If I can’t be with you in reality, then at least let me be with you in dreams.
  • There is nothing sweeter than the beauty of your face.
  • You’re like WiFi: You make me want to connect to you.
  • If being sexy was a crime, you’d be in prison for life!
  • Like an unsharpened pencil, life without you is pointless!
  • After all this time, I thought happiness started with an ‘H.’ I just figured out that it actually starts with ‘U.’
  • I wish I was your handbag so that I’d always be by your side.
  • I’m calling the cops! I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to look as good as you do.
  • I’m certain that when God created you, he was trying to show off.
  • In this world, there are things that money can’t buy. You seem to be one of them.
  • I think there is something wrong with my eyes: I can’t take them off of you. 
  • I need to cross the street. Would you mind holding my hand? 
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • I think I need a map: I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • I knew love at first sight was real when I saw you.
  • I would fall for you even in zero gravity.
  • If you were a song, you would be my favorite track.
  • The sparkle is so bright in your eyes–the sun is jealous.
  • I just won hide and seek because I found you.
  • Your beauty makes me appreciate being able to see.
  • Looking at you made me forget my pick up line.
  • If you were a triangle, you would be an acute one.
  • You looked familiar, but then I remembered I had only seen you in my dreams.
  • I am no photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
  • Feel my shirt; it is made of boyfriend material.

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